Lots of excitement today since I GOT A NEW CAR!!!! It's a 2008 Kia Rio that's Polar ice colored and has a spoiler. Sweeeeeeeeeet. We put $3000 down (of my saved up money) and I'm making all the payments, so this baby is all mine. I'm so proud! I didn't get it yet since they're doing a bunch of extra stuff on it Monday morning, so someone in my family will be dropping it off for me while I'm at work. Yay! Here it is basically, just add a spoiler on this and you've got my car. Aren't the black lines retarded though?



Michael Phelps is kicking ass again. Geez, how many medals has he won now? He's breaking records and all kinds of crap. And the guy's a genetic freak! He's 6'4" but has the legs of a 6' man and the torso of a 6'8" man. He has size 14 feet and his armspan is 3 inches longer than his body. Wtf??? Is he half fish? The guy was born to be a swimmer, no doubt.

I was on Cracked again the other day and I read a funny article about bizarre legendary creatures from around the world. It's better if you read the whole list in order because they reference previous things, and it's just funnier if you read the other stuff. A couple are guaranteed to make you "WTF???". The Popobawa and the "how do we kill it?" for the Tikbalang made me cough water all over my computer at work.

In other news, Becky and I are going to see The Dark Knight again tonight! Huzzah! Oh Joker, my smexilicious piece of scorching hot manliness on a stick, I'll get to see you at least 1 more time. *sigh*

TDK Movie Counter - 8

"Crime has a new enemy. His name is PenisOgreRapistMan." -"Gay Bigfoot and the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures from Around the World", Cracked.com