I've found a new band to obsess over, and they're in English! It's a band called Melody Club and they're freaking great. They're an indie dance band, tons of fun! They totally remind me of another band but I just can't think of it and it's annoying me!! I'm trying to decide whether I like "Electric" or "Destiny Calling" better. They totally have that "magic" sound I love so much. I can't explain it, I can just hear it.

So Breaking Dawn comes out this Saturday. Sweet biscuits!!!! What's going to happen??? Will Bella become a vampire? Are the Volturi going to make an appearance? Will Jacob get what he deserves and get a kick in the nuts? We'll see!!! I'm so excited!!!! Oh Edward, take me now, that bitch doesn't appreciate you! Okay, so I'm a little too excited.

There is some nasty rank smell in this house and we cannot figure out where the hell it's coming from. It smells like a dog fart, but it won't go away. Argh!!

Check out this hilarious story about a guy on the beach with a...uh....little problem.

"Fever, fever, leave my heart alone
Teardrops down my face
I curse the day when I was born" -"Fever Fever", Melody Club