Man, the past couple days have been crazy. My grandma's been staying with us for a few days, and then my Aunt Janet, cousin Aubrey and her baby Bauer (???), cousin Rachael who is pregnant, and bratty cousin Hannah who is a year younger than me. We had to host a birthday party for Rachael, who just turned 21. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, but still. My sister Aner and her husband Joe came over, and so did my other sister Libby's boyfriend, Gary. We grilled, we chased loose rabbits, we laughed, and we had fun.

My Aunt Janet is THE funniest person I know. She tells the best stories and she gets so into them, it's hilarious. I wish everyone could meet her, seriously. My grandma Myrtle is a little...off in her old age, and we were talking about her in the kitchen while she was sleeping in the living room, and Aunt Janet was talking about how she's such a prude. Supposedly, my grandma's sister said that "Myrtle wouldn't say 'shit' if her mouth was full of it!"

Oh, another funny story! My sister Libby's boyfriend, Gary, has two tattoos on the back of his arms that he always wears long sleeves over, so we never saw what it says. Well, yesterday we were all sitting at the table or around it and Gary was walking out when my aunt Janet noticed the writing and asked him about it. He was reluctant to tell, but he finally said that when he was younger, he knew some guy with big muscles who had "pythons" tattooed on the back of his arms. Gary got drunk one night (he used to drink a lot) and wanted to get a similar tattoo, but his arms are really skinny so he has "grass snakes" tattooed on them instead. What a friggin' tard! Well, I shouldn't judge because Gary really is a cool guy.

We took some crappy pictures too, but my sister has the cord we need to hook it up to the computer, so I'll post some pictures of them later.